yeahitsmarco:

*phone vibrates while sitting on it*

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YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time
  • me (dating a girl named liz and also taking a delicious lasagna out of the oven): hey anyone want some liz on ya? well you can't, she's mine. hahahaha. okay liz you can go home now I only dated you to make that joke
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hoebutmadefashion:

hoebutmadefashion:

my school was full off hot ass people tbh

i was homeschooled

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(via thehilariousblog)

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rawdi-kun:

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

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I want to scrub my skin until every cell you have touched is dead. I want new eyes, ones that you’ve never stared into. I want my lips, small but there, to shed their top layer of skin so I can say they have never touched yours. I want my freckles to rearrange themselves so you can no longer say you know my body. I want my house to go up in flames only to be rebuild, because every fucking time I step inside my room, I see you and I am tangled in my sheets like it’s the last time our bodies would ever touch. I want you gone. I want you off of me and out of every memory I have because this is killing me and you’re still breathing. jessicahaleyyo (via wnq-writers)

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